Senior Student: “Sir, have you seen that movie Taxi Driver?”
Me: “You talking to me?”
He looks behind him to see if there’s anyone else I could be talking to.
Him: “Um, yes.”
Me: “Yeah, I’ve seen it.”
I am handing back assignments to my English 9 class.
Student: (Surprised by his mark.) “An A!”
Me: “It was a masterful job, young Jedi.”
Him: “I’m Corey.”
Him: “I’m Corey, not Jedi.”
Me: “Sorry. May the force be with you.”
Him: (To another student, quietly.) “What’s wrong with him?”
most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person
there’s a tool for that
I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?
For if you are ever so hungry you could eat a horse
|night vale:||*cheery accordion music*|
|night vale fandom:||*sobs of fear*|
I still laugh whenever I remember that the reason there was a whole section in Goblet of Fire dedicated to Hermione explaining the correct pronunciation of her name to Viktor Krum was because JK Rowling had found out there were actually people out there calling her character “Hermy One”